by Ermin Okeric
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
#OK BUT LIKE#DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? #not only is River apprising everyone of the situation #she’s also answering all of Amy’s questions#so basically - she’s out Doctoring the Doctor.#So he’s immediately ‘no no no this isn’t legend! River’s wrong. look at me Amy! I know science they are quantum locked I know things!’ and the Doctor IS TRYING SO HARD TO BE IMPRESSIVE and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen #because he just makes it worse and instead of leaning all sexily he fumbles about like a flustered infant#and Amy gives him this look like #’DUDE! COME ON now - not in front of the hot lady’#and River gives him this look like ‘I can’t believe Kovarian had to use me to kill you - she could have just put a log in your path’ (via riveralwaysknew)
For Perls tags - ALWAYS for her tags
She’s also perfected Rory’s bitchface which is amazing because we hadn’t even seen them together at this point.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?